Access is gained by getting your head stuck in a brick, sliding backwards and entering a giant, magical lead pipe.
Beyond it is a dimension not only of sprites and of sound, but of power-ups.
In a sea of concept and cliché as vast and endless as man's imagination, you'll find that logic is dead, absurdity reigns and escape is impossible.
There's a save point up ahead. Your next stop:
The drink: Never learned to swim. Can't catch the rhythm of the stroke. Why should I hold my breath? Fearing that I might choke? (?/?/2001)
Blondes: Rooooxaaaane... you don't have to wear that dress tonight!
(new version: 8/30/2006)
You gonna eat that?: Have some more chicken, have some more pie. It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried.
(Updated 5/30/07)
Slippidy Doo Dah: He meant to do that.
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(new verson: 9/6/2006)
Comics Code: With a great license comes great responsibility. Eh, not really. They'll buy it anyway.
(new verson: ?/?/2006 - updated 5/30/2007)
Steel Drums: Even heavy metallers give up and yield
when they listen to our drummer, y'all... and his drums of steel
