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Into the Drink Blondes will get you killed ...are you gonna eat that? Electric Slide comics Oil Drum Captain Commando's secret identity? Bootleg Wrestlers Sidbillies The Most Evil Man in Video Game History
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The Minus World
Access is gained by getting your head stuck in a brick, sliding backwards and entering a giant, magical lead pipe.
Beyond it is a dimension not only of sprites and of sound, but of power-ups.
In a sea of concept and cliché as vast and endless as man's imagination, you'll find
that logic is dead, absurdity reigns and escape is impossible.

There's a save point up ahead. Your next stop:

The drink: Never learned to swim. Can't catch the rhythm of the stroke. Why should I hold my breath? Fearing that I might choke? (?/?/2001) Blondes: Rooooxaaaane... you don't have to wear that dress tonight!

(new version: 8/30/2006)

You gonna eat that?: Have some more chicken, have some more pie. It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried.

(Updated 5/30/07)
Slippidy Doo Dah: He meant to do that.
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(new verson: 9/6/2006)

Comics Code: With a great license comes great responsibility. Eh, not really. They'll buy it anyway.

(new verson: ?/?/2006 - updated 5/30/2007)
Steel Drums: Even heavy metallers give up and yield when they listen to our drummer, y'all... and his drums of steel Captain Commando's Secret Identity discovered?: True identity hidden inside secret tabloids!
'Could be' Crossovers and Cameos: Connecting the dots or grasping for straws? You make the call!

(new verson: 9/6/2006 - updated 5/30/2007)

Bootleg Wrestlers: I slayed emcees back in the rec room era. My style broke motherf***in' backs like Ken Patera.

(Updated 1/11/12)
Sidbillies: No bad girls allowed!
(added: 9/27/09)
The most evil man in video game history: Badder than the deep blue sea. Badder than you and me.
(original:?/?/2002? - new: 7/19/10)

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(okay, maybe escape is possible. BUT STILL.)

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