Swift Barrel Gorillas for Truth officially disbanded on July 19th, 2010 when Wario stopped secretly blatantly funding them.

This page continues to be supported, for historical purposes only, by PrimeOp (the ScrollBoss webmaster). I'm also too afraid to take it down because I don't want to be flattened by any sort of barrel or trapped in a concrete pie by members of the disbanded group. I'm used to the ColecoVision version of Donkey Kong and am not familiar with the conveyor belt stage.

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