Any donate will help us in our cause to stop Mario, Luigi and the rest of his secretly evil friends. Besides Mushroom Kingdom currency, we also accept Hyrule kingdom rupees, Angel Land Hearts, Wii Points and banannas. Especially banannas. We'd prefer that you sent us as many banannas as you can find. As a matter of fact, we're telling you to send us banannas or we're coming to kidnap some women! We know where you live now and no building, barrel, or pan of concrete will be safe until you give us all of your banannas. Any attempt to wait for Bananna Tuesday sales are at your own peril for the TIMER is ticking. Please use PitPal so we don't have to hurt you.

Note: donations are (thankfully) disabled. This site is now just an archive.

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